So in English we're reading Don Quixote right? It's one of the most boring books in the world. Forget the, "Just put aside your modern-day views and run with it!" crap. Like, seriously? I really don't care about a guy that has issues about seeing the world a different way blah blah blah...

I mean, this was written as a way to get the author out of jail and out of debt right? So why should I care? Man, I'm sounding really mean. Let me just say, that I really don't like this book because it's freaking huge. And I really don't want to finish that final essay we have to do on it. It's due...when exactly? Tuesday? Yeah. Tuesday for me. *sighs* Well, better stop procrastinating and just run with it...

*sneaks off to sparknotes*

Momo

Is infected with the MANIA

(And the stupid task of writing an essay)