Oh man.

Let me just say, that I haven't even read the comic yet.

And that I'm pretty sure it was good.

But this movie...

SUCKED.

There I said it.

This movie seriously sucked.

Unless you like:

- No plot

- Pr0n

- Boringness

- 3 hour movies (THAT SUCK)

It seemed soooo cool on the preview. But I guess that's just part of the "movie magic".

Seriously. Who wanted to see Mr. Manhattan's dangler every five seconds? Not me. I mean, when they rate things, "sexual content" does not mean "They will have sex more than three times". It means there might be sexual references, and crap. So those people that work at the movie rating place? Yeah, this is for you: Next time there's a movie where they have sex, and no, not "fake" sex, but like pr0n, please say so in the rating. "THERE WILL BE SEXUAL FREAKING INTERCOURSE!" I mean, seriously. Thank you.

But oh well.

I really only like Rorshack (however you spell it). He was pretty amusing, especially in the prison scene. (Don't worry, I won't give it away if you still want to see it).

Momo

Is infected with the MANIA
(And scarred for life)